
STARRING
Mario
as The Dad
A dad, a creative, and a guy who builds things after bedtime, still looking for the way. Not a label maker, but owns a glue gun.
Weaknesses: shallots, assembly instructions, “five more minutes.”
Opening credits
One dad. A lot of AI. And the toughest live studio audience in the country.

STARRING
as The Dad
A dad, a creative, and a guy who builds things after bedtime, still looking for the way. Not a label maker, but owns a glue gun.
Weaknesses: shallots, assembly instructions, “five more minutes.”
ALSO STARRING
Off cameraas my wife & two daughters
Never seen. Always heard. No names, no ages, no photos. My wife’s review is mostly an eyebrow. The girls so far: “boring,” “why is this about you,” and one “that was actually good.”
They drop in
Nobody here is in every episode. Credit them on the story when they show up.
The dashboard in the truck has a route. He had a different one. The truck won.
Never hears you the first time. Hears you perfectly when you were talking to somebody else.
Forty adults, one plan, and a “sounds good” on the message nobody meant.
Permanently stuck under the couch. It has mapped everything except the couch.
Knows what you meant. Sends what it felt like sending.
A recurring guest. Mostly condiments, one mysterious shallot, then he leaves.
Behind the scenes
Staff: one dad, one chatbot, zero interns. Here’s how an episode gets made.
1 SCENE
Something real happens.
A dinner, an email pile, a birthday. Usually at 5 p.m. Usually with AI.
2 SCENE
I pitch it to the room.
The room is me and a chatbot. It laughs at all my jokes. Suspicious.
3 SCENE
We punch it up.
The facts stay true. The timing gets better. Nobody gets roasted but me.
4 SCENE
New stories every Tue & Fri.
Then the clips go to Instagram.
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